Quotes from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

It used to be easier: evil monsters, kind people. And now… Somehow everything mixed up…
© Vesemir

Life does not always resemble a fairy tale, but wow, believe in something.
© Geralt of Rivia

You gotta believe in something…. I don't want to live…
© Vesemir

You won't go far on lies… Even on horseback.
© Geralt

Woman does makeup only then, to please yourself.
© Kejra Metz

This is Novigrad. Only innocent people burn at the stake
© Joachim von Graz

Do you know how chess is different from real war? In chess, the rules are always the same and the number of pawns on both sides is the same, everything is not so in life
© Radovid

Living forever does not mean living life to the fullest.
© Olgerd von Everek

Man sometimes needs to taste a little madness, to refresh the taste for life.
© Olgerd von Everek

Usually, if you have to choose between two evils, I prefer not to choose at all, but sometimes you have to choose the bigger evil, to do even a little good.
© Geralt of Rivia

Women are very simple. The only problem is, that men are complete fools.
© Günther O’Dim

I will tell you so: be careful what you want, because they can come true. And then you'll butt the consequences.
© Olgerd von Everek

One thing I learned then: Knights are not chivalrous, when no one is looking at them.
© Siana

A hairpin can and looks like a decoration…But if you put it in the eye, she kills as well as a sword.
© Oriana.

Sincerity – the trait of the brave and the privilege of the few.
© Regis.

An assassin may be more human than a knight in shining armor.
© Sianna

The time for change is coming. It will be sad to grow old, conscious, that didn’t do anything like that, so that the coming changes would be changes for the better
© Ian

If a woman doesn't say something, This does not mean, that she doesn't mean it.
Moreover, there are situations, when they say one thing, but they want something completely different.
© Zoltan Hivai

How many times have I told her: don't train alone, only fix mistakes.
© Vesemir

With experience comes skill.
© Geralt

For a long time, the most terrible enemy for people was not a stranger at all, and the neighbor.
© Geralt

Excess power kills.
© Geralt

Do I see well? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ climbed a tree, to hide from this dog?
© Witold von Everek

You Can't Learn To Fuck.
© Geralt of Rivia, witcher.

“Lambert, Lambert * er walrus. Lambert, Lambert mischievous * uh.”
© Geralt

Geralt, you… how to put it mildly…. *hack
© Dijkstra

Don't spoil with us, if only it remains intact… I will not express myself in front of women.
© Zoltan

Why don't you like swamps? I've lived here all my life and I advise everyone.
© Ivasik

I just returned myself, thought, cold beer awaits me, hot ham, and here – *Oh well…
© Zoltan

Perversions rushed at a gallop
© Geralt

You see, elven beauty – she's like young wine from Beauclair. And I somehow more on vodka.
© Zoltan

Disperse swineherds or Mr. Witcher, will give you such * raisins, you will never forget! Where is the drin, any?!
© Witold von Everek

How to call a sheep… Kis-kis? Chip-chip? Hey, sheep! Let's go to. Let's hunt the forktail.
© Geralt

I haven't fought with a naked ass * sing yet!
© Tesak

Oh, *be it all in three deflections!
© Thaler

Buttercup does not divide people by origin. In bed, everyone is equal.
© Zoltan

Don't teach grandpa to cough.
© Lambert

Buttercup, BL * Db!
© Geralt

Kiss the old age * ooo the headman.
© Peasant

Wanna send me f * ck? Welcome, с * ка, let's! I'll send you n * c * r then too! So what? Let's hug together let's go, Yes?
© Bloody Baron

I'm not shy by nature at all, but here I just got sweaty
© Умник

He's a strange man – sees spirits and fucks with a goat
© Bloody Baron on the witch

Solid rarities at affordable prices… Oh s * ka! You did not see me!
© Nizushek-merchant

Here is cholera…
© Geralt

Think less – less sad.
© Bart

Long story, a life – го * но!
© Zoltan

Mermaid bitches, yes, you are a beggar better than me.
© Poor man in Novigrad

Infection, с * ка, scoundrel! She put a spell on him too!
© Geralt about the troll, whom Philip has bewitched

Quiet in the fields of the Nilfgaardian country, Emhyr-emperor put in his pants!
© Country boy

You * are…
© Geralt to Günther O’Dim, when he stopped time.

What are you, want to turn a beautiful act of altruism into a stupid exchange of services?
© Ivasik

We test the theory with practice. To every young lady, for which I caught a slipper, i can stick… If she pulls up her skirt… A foot in a shoe, of course.
© Vitold

And now, Shani, get your leg out and let me put it in ….. her shoe.
© Vitold Von Everek

If you are once more people grunt! I whack you, bang and boom! Understood?
© Geralt Troll

With such a partner, like you, even a chair could dance.
© Witold Shani

To your health, kind dwarves! Let your beards not get tangled under your feet!
© Vitold

I hate portals
© Geralt

Mother… I thought, what portals – the ugliest thing in the world. But no, taxes are worse.
© Geralt

The witcher will not pass. Beautiful boot banned.
© Bart on Philip

What is it? If I wanted to see white mice, I would just get drunk.
© Geralt Keire Metz

Time is not f * ck: will not stand.
© Courtesan

It's easier to find a tooth in f * ne, than the bastard in his house
© Krasnolyud Tesaka

Pale you, like oatmeal.
© Man

Why half of the people, whom I meet on the way, they immediately decide to attack the armed witcher? Can, I have something wrong with my face?
© Geralt

Hopefully, do you have an explanation for what is happening. Very good explanation!
© Jennifer, when I saw, that the witchers changed into dresses

As old man King Desmond used to say, looking into your filled chamber pot : The mind cannot embrace it all!
© Zoltan Hivai

My x * r, as a pioneer, to set everyone as an example.
© Witch Hunter

Drinking alone is like… crap in the company.
© Zoltan Hivai

- I give people that, what are they asking. You can say, that I make wishes come true.
- And you get people into trouble.
- It's not me, but just their own desires in all their glory. I'm honest. I give people only that, what they want. If they desire unworthy things, so only because, that such is their rotten nature.
© Geralt and Gunther O'Dim

- Here's another question: why do you sometimes drop me in battle?
- Something I don’t remember.
- Clear stump.
© Geralt and Roach (during the quest)

- Move, Roach.
- What about me, in your opinion, doing?
© Geralt and Roach (during the quest)

- I am pleased, what went for a walk with you. It was very instructive..
- And what have you learned?
- You know, why Elda and Simoril stayed together, in spite of everything?
- No…
- Because these are statues… Just statues.
© Triss and Geralt

– I killed the monster. It was a griffin. Archivist.
– I am grateful to you. Thank you! I beg… Here is your reward
© Geralt and the customer

– Yennefer makes even the most polite requests look like threats.. I always liked that about her. Okay. So be it.
© Emgyr Var Emrace

– listen, I would not like to interfere between vodka and appetizer, don't get me bad. I will help you, whatever you arrange, but, to my mind, now we need to counterattack! We must find the Wild Hunt and cover it, like a bull a sheep!
© Zoltan

– When in doubt, do that, what your instinct tells you. Even if he tells you wrong, and you get into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, then you fall in harmony with yourself. And this is most important.
– Good advice.
– Yes! I'm the high priest after all.
© Myshovur and Geralt

– Ouroboros Mask First, now sun stone. Monsters can sleep peacefully, since you became a treasure seeker.
© Myshovur

– You know, what came to my mind now? Except for the two of us and Ciri, Geralt has already slept with all the women on this ship..
– Do not worry, in your case it's only a matter of time.
© Margaret and Filippa

– How do you do it? Play your flutes here, draw landscapes with unicorns during the rut, Build carved towers with swirl flowers. And then you kill us. Without batting an eye. Without any remorse. how?
– Do people have remorse, when elves are killed Aen Seidhe? Krasnolyudov? Driad? We are the same, like you… Because we believe in that, that we are better than others.
© Geralt and Avalakh

– Next time, when I start talking about card trading, give me a forehead. The breath from the cart.
© Zoltan

– Well, of course, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Who took Snow White's virginity? Dwarfs!
© Caesar Bilsen, dwarf collector

– Well, as Constable Natalis used to say, you deserve a medal, or even a week vacation in a brothel!
© Nidas, veteran of the Temerian army